Medals of Honor and/or Dishonor - Dice Fudger

Another nat 20?  Man, you're sure about those awfully convenient dice rolls!  Give this big shiny medal to the friend at the table who definitely didn't get four automatic successes in a row by chance.

This sizable golden medal is about 2.5" in diameter, or about the size of a can of soda, and comes with a 14-inch gold and purple ribbon clasp to hang around your neck like the champion you are.