A Beauty and the Beast Short Story: Fairyland Snarktales 2

The Snarky Narrator Returns...And He (She?) Is As Disgruntled As Ever...

...Do you envy Beauty for her Gargantuan Library more than you do her prince?

...Have you ever thought it Rather Odd of the Beast to make such a fuss over a little rose?

...And was there or was there not a Roguish Suitor after Beauty's hand?

So ask we all!

These and many more questions the Snarky Narrator grapples with as he (maybe she) returns to once again salivate the inhabitants of the fairytales we all know and love and feel exasperation with.

This is the tale of Beauty and the Beast.