COMPLAINT
Do you like a laugh "as much as the next person" but you just don't know why someone on a stage saying words would think to say something unsavoury about you or your type? Make no mistake. You have been personally attacked. Now for the low low price of a standard Australian postage stamp, you can lodge a complaint that will definitely be read, provided it contains the terms , and . Copy and paste the complaints form and email it to the complaints department: luke@lukeheggie.com
A multiple choice option is also available, (for less discerning complainers) within the regular complaint form when you download it.
Minimum 200 words please.
You'll get your opportunity to pretend your unhappiness is someone else's fault in the form of your own words, or a multiple choice survey option.