Bulaq T-shirt

This "T"-shaped shirt includes four holes through which wearers can extend their arms, head, and lower body, but in practice, the possible configurations are limited only by your imagination. Similarly, the shirt (Gildan brand) is designated unisex: That's not our business, but suffice it to say, it is intended to be used universally. Across species, even. It features the logo of the podcast Bulaq.
Colors: Available in white, black, navy* blue, and light grey.

*A pacifist navy