Don't Be A Horse's Ass! Color Sweary Mandalas!

"Don’t Be a Horse’s Ass! Color Sweary Mandalas” is my fourth mandala coloring book for adults and my second Sweary Mandala book. It follows the popular bestselling, “Oh Shit! Let’s Color Sweary Mandalas”,  which was my answer to the many, many requests I received to create a sweary adult coloring book and jump into the best-selling sweary adult coloring book niche’! After that first book, my family jumped on the bandwagon and said you have to  do one for our 90-year-old Grandma, whose prolific swearing has become a hallmark in our family. If grandma’s NOT saying “Don’t be a horse’s ass!”, then you should be worried.

I get that swearing isn’t for everyone and certainly not for everyone to color and I have no intention of offending anyone and apologize in advance if I do. However, having grown up around the creative cussing of my grandmother, I was inspired to create these books. I also confess to being quite sweary myself at times and find swearing to be both cathartic and empowering. I respect swearing and I love coloring…so these sweary word mandala books just make sense. I love creating them. I sincerely hope, like I hope for all my books, that it becomes a bestseller because that would mean there’s a whole lot of people feeling the joy of the sweary word mandala. 

The fact that this is my forth mandala book is actually ironic. I don’t really like mandalas – yes, they are beautiful and amazing, but I’ve never truly enjoyed coloring them…too stiff, too perfect somehow for my taste and I’ve stayed away from them in my art. Then I discovered a way to create my own version filled with my flowy and whimsical designs – and in the case of this fun adult coloring book, a few choice sweary words and phrases – it turned out awesome and was super fun to color!

Fun & Sweary Phrases Included:

Asshat

Bitch

Blow Me

Cocksucker

Dick Face

Dick Pickle

Dickwad

Douche Bag

Eat Me

Far Fucking Out 

Fuckface 

Fuckity Fuck Fuck

Fuck This 

Fuckwit Central

Don’t Be A Horses Ass LO-Fucking-L

Lube It Up 

Peckerhrad 

Pinch A Loaf

Pink Wrinkle

Piss Shit Fuck

Potty Mouth

Rat Bastard

Shit Head

Twat Waffle

Book Highlights and Side Effects:

26 All Original Designs 

 Lots of Joy

Designs for Assorted Skill Levels 

 Endless Laughter

Single Side Printing on White Paper

 Relaxation

Stress-Relieving Patterns

Extra Blank Pages for Bleed Through and Color Testing

 Lightheartedness

Way Too Much Fun

Seven Bonus Pages from My Other Books 

I hope you enjoy coloring them as much as I enjoyed creating them. 